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Yes, I do actually type English words at a rate of 120 WPM (words per minute) with 97-99% accuracy. And yes, it does sound like I am exaggerating, and no - no one *ever* believes me until they see my results online (4 job agencies had not believed me until I proved it through a typing test, ranking the highest they have ever seen). I can assure you that I can take *any* online typing test that you choose for me, and I will show you *at least* a 120 WPM (or higher) score (with 97-99% accuracy) so that you know I am telling you the truth. *NOTE: YOUR final product will be 100% accurate, spell-checked, double and triple-checked with a money back guarantee*. I state 97-99% accurate because come on, unless you are a robot (which I am not, I am a human lol), there is no way I can say that I am 100% on every single typing test. That would be a complete lie because again, I am not a robot, I am breathing and living human being.

Going back to the typing test: Choose any typing test for me to take. I can get your English typing done the same-day, guaranteed or the work that I type is free.

HOW DOES MY SERVICE WORK?
-You email me your typing request
-We negotiate a price that we agree on, together
-If we come to a mutual agreement on formatting and pricing, you will take a photo of the text you want me to type
-Please provide all special instructions, if any. Any specific University formatting such as MLA or APA may require an additional fee, but that will be explained up front and dependent on your individual request
-Depending on the length/size of the request, I will get it back to you the same-day. You will be kept informed via email if you want status updates, but I can ensure you that you probably will not need it, considering it will be done much sooner than expected

ABOUT ME:
I am a 20-something year old, Native English Speaking (NES) Expat from the USA who teaches English locally, at a private school in Bangkok.

WHY ARE YOU SELLING YOUR TYPING SKILLS?
Not that this matters, but I am working on a 2nd Bachelors degree online while teaching English in Bangkok and am looking for a way to supplement my income for my dog's upcoming Veterinarian bill. I think very creatively and thought outside the box: Why not be resourceful and utilize my typing skills to help pay for my dog's upcoming procedure? And it makes sense, considering I LOVE to read, write and type and used to type my friend's research papers (and even write their papers from scratch, inquire if interested,) so why not do it again, instead, it is going to help my little doggie who really needs me now.

PRICING
Negotiable. It really depends on the length of the paper and if there are any special formatting requests or any specific requests. As previously mentioned, I am reasonable but keep in mind, I do have an upcoming (rather large) dog bill, so please keep that in mind (and be a good person) before you attempt to rip off a farang (lol, yes I said it - it sucks but I know I am a farang but I am Japanese so I'm still asian). I simply will refuse your offer because come on, that just is not nice.

If you made it this far, me and my little doggie *Thank you* for reading!
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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